40 dollar compression shirt.
Three dollar compression shirt.
Makes my puffy nipples stick out.
Can’t see my puffy nipples at all.
Makes my gut look fucking huge.
Hides my gut tight and itchy around the armpits,
not super tight and itchy around the arms.
Plus it makes them look super jacked and juicy.
I think y’all know which one to go with.
If you want to get the spitty compression shirt
for only three bucks a shirt,
click that orange button right there
and get yours while they’re having their flash sale.
But it’s not gonna last forever,
so hurry up and get yours right now!