Well,
I’m going to exchange dollars for euros.
Here I have $100,
Here I have €20 and here I have 200 pesos.
Look, the euros,
depends on what it is worth.
It is larger, for example,
this one is 20 and this one is 10,
the 200 pesos.
are worth about a penny here.
Here I am very surprised at how they continue to use the boludo coins.
I swear it breaks my balls a little bit anyway,
my coins.
because you have a ticket I don’t know about €5.
Boom,
you pay him and they turn you around and give you all coins,
the shell of your mom.
And on top of that I think the coins are worthless.
You understand me.
The other time I had about €7 in coins in my pocket.
and I dropped them
all on the couch.
And I said, it was already,
I’m not going to look for them boludo,
it’s €6 boludo is like I don’t know 11 Lucas.
In Argentina
I drop a €1 coin on the floor and I say,
ah,
it’s €1 and I say stop,
it’s €1 boludo.
I think the coins here are worthless,
but the coins are worth boludo.
here is the penny coin.
Boludo,
what a ball buster,
that coin is of no use to you.
Also 50 cents.
Worst of all,
there must be here.
As I don’t know,
2,000 Colombian pesos.
Well,
in exchange for exchanging $100 I just got this.
Literally.
The first day was all fun,
I spent about €150 on clothes All,
all divine.
But as the days went by I stayed.
Poor moron.
You know what’s wrong with me?
Because I see that everything is bulky.
And no,
is not cheap.
In other words,
it is your mind.
Example,
the other time,
a water, €2,
I say, ah, €2 take
and €2, boludo,
one water,
€2 would be,
I don’t know,
3,000 Colombian pesos.
Then I’m going to Starbucks.
Nothing,
€5,
€5, here
5. What’s more,
the other time I was charged about €9.
and I, like,
had given him a 10,
a 10, I said, no,
keep a peso.
And the guy said, no, no,
No, here, here, here.
We stay.
The change of course,
boludo,
how can I leave you €1,
€1, they are like,
I don’t know. I mean,
I think €1 is a peso.
You understand me. No, you jerk,
is about 1,000,800 Colombian pesos.
Look, I see some slippers,
€70,
ah, €70,
that’s it,
a Nike t-shirt is already €40,
so not €40.
I have to start managing the money better.
You have to learn two things.
In Europe
coins serve
and the prices are not the same as in dollars.
It is in euros that the euro is the most expensive.
I’m going to give away these 200 pesos to see if anyone wants it.
Here in Spain
I just tried to give 200 pesos to a guy and he came to me.
He looked at me and said, no,
I don’t want anything. I don’t want anything.
I kind of stop,
see how everything is doing,
I am from Argentina, see?
Hey,
I’m here to give you 200 Colombian pesos.
And how much is 200 Colombian pesos?
Huh? No?
And are they worth?
How can I exchange it here?
I don’t know about this,
but they are worth less than €1.
It happens that the snow there is very high,
but I do not give him as a souvenir.
Ah,
thank you very much eh,
thank you very much bye,
see you later bye
ha ha.
That’s when I gave it to the man who was there,
that whenever I pass by I see it and I don’t know
eh? I gave him 200
D.O. 200 pesos.
I’m going back to that man
because the truth is that I really liked him
and said that the 200
pesos were very handsome.
I will give away $1 and give him 5 reais.
I am now coming to give you 1 1 dollar.
Yes,
that’s $1,
that’s 5 reais,
$5 of what?
Central Brazil.
What a nice guy.
Yeah,
save it and collect it as well
because that will bring you a lot of luck.
Three countries I want
very good.
Brazil doesn’t attract me much,
but well, yes, yes,
United States and Argentina.
And the Brazilians are half ugly.
I gave him those three bills from three different countries
for good luck