Mastering the Watermelon Cutting Challenge: A TikTok Journey

Apparently this is a new filter on TikTok.
You gotta cut the watermelon in half.
Let’s see. Did we get it,
bro? I was close.
That was close. I wanna get a rank one though.
So let’s try again. Let’s see.
Let’s see. Let’s see.
One more time. One more time.
One more time. One more time.
One more time. Right here.
This gotta be it. Nope, nope.
One more time. One more time.
One more time. One more time.
One more time. Definitely got it,
bro. Dude,
I’m telling you, I could do this.
I could definitely do this.
Watch this. Watch this exact.
We are getting close. Real close.
Watch this. Boom! Boom!
What? I tell you what.
Who’s the boss? Who’s the boss?
Who’s the boss? Who’s the boss?
I is the boss. I bumbleclat.
And that is how it’s done.
I don’t think anybody has achieved that on TikTok.
You see me what? Bumbleclat.
Ross clat. You don’t know semis.
The I and I only restify, right?
The only boss and I here becoming.
Don’t know. Alpha play Fruit Ninja.
Me is the one and only real bad man.