after the diddy beats situation
in the iPhone 16 leak situation
the AirPods leak situation
I’ve decided there’s no way
I’m getting invited to the apple
and it’s a weird situation
cause I’m obviously a
massive apple fan
but uh
they probably don’t want
anything to do with
me for good reason
but just because I wasn’t
invited inside of Apple Park
doesn’t mean I can’t sit
around here Keith
yeah you trying to
tailgate the apple event
oh my goodness you
do not tell me twice
two lawn chairs a grill
a bounce house where are we
gonna get a bounce
house though
dude we got sent invite to
like Marcus Brownley
imagine he shows off
we’re gonna have the
best coverage
of the apple event
whether they let us in or not