Keyholder Wisdom: A Lesson in Doing It Right

I’ve been doing it wrong.
I’ve been doing it wrong my entire life,
and. And I just.
I just figured it out because it was spelled out for me.
Let me. Let me explain what’s happening.
So I just moved into a new home.
I’ve got a new home, and I’m,
uh, building things for my home.
And I built this. It’s a key holder.
It holds.
It holds keys. Like literal,
literal keys. But little did I know
that this key holder would actually hold the key
to helping me understand what I’ve been doing wrong.
Let me show you what the instructions of this key holder taught me.
Step 1. Lay out the goods.
Step 2, aim at the hole.
Step 3, put in the screw.
And step 4. This is the most important step.
Screw. Well,
I’ve been doing it wrong my whole life.
Lay out the goods, aim out the hole,
put in the screw. And then screw. Well, friends,
my flabbers are gasted right now.
I’ve Learned so much.