hey I just heard
I came straight from the office
where is it
it’s right here
it’s shameful is what it is
I couldn’t hear you on the phone
you were a little hysterical
what does it say oh
it’s just a front page spread
an exposay on my marriage
with me on the cover of some charity gala that looking like haggard rice pudding
and the florist clearly posing for a picture in her finest airbrushed
yeah and then it lists the entire timeline of Michael’s affair
and then poses a question at the end
about me being some rich white lady that ignores her man
and just sits in a big house in Connecticut eating Bon bons
not a word and I’m far too slim to be accused of eating bonbons right
who wrote it
that barren Old Crow Alice Wallace who goes to our club
I wanna know how someone like Alice Waters
Wallace
whatever
gets up in the morning and faces herself in the mirror
knowing that she’s profiting off of someone else’s misery
you’re quiet
I mean it’s just so shocking
now not only do I have to deal with this mess at home
I have to worry about going to erewhon and people in the supermarket saying
oh look
there’s that wife that can’t keep a man
Megan I mean
as if this couldn’t get any worse
Megan it’s my fault
what do you mean I was having lunch at the club with an old friend
and we were just talking but I think Alice was sitting next to us
I I thought she was working
I didn’t think she was eavesdropping
what but wait
but all of these details you were telling someone all of these details
well the
the whole thing is just so shocking
I was just venting and but my friend has not told a soul
what does that matter
the post is told everyone now
so you were gossiping about me
no I was exclaiming to an old friend how horrible husbands can be
well yes
I guess in a wide description
I I was
I was gossiping I’m sorry
you know what what was it you said the other day Sylvia
you said that in every relationship
someone betrays the trust
I thought you were talking about Michael this is so much worse
you still here