I just found this photo of myself as a baby
and nothing has changed
this is just a photo booth relic
you know when you’re young
and you really wanna be a model
and you think that you actually could
over here
I am
doing the
far away cross eyed look
meaning don’t look at the camera
just look like you chimney sweep for fun
I look like I just came out of the dustbowl
like I look like the Victorian child that did die
during influenza season
there’s a pale complexion
I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen the sun
my favorite part about this is that I really wanted like
a model type of photoshoot
so much so that I actually
implemented a shoot on my own
I wanted the blowing hair in the wind factor
so what did I do
is that I busted out the Conair pink
Breast Cancer Awareness hair dryer
I just let it rip
let it rip through my short layers
that I think my mom cut with a wooden spoon
I thought that I ate this up
like I’m pretty sure I was like mom like
submit this to Wilhelmina like
I was almost positive that like
this little thing
this little vision
this would’ve taken me somewhere
and honestly I’m confused why it hasn’t