So I was assaulted outside of the Planet Fitness at Castle Rock,
Colorado. I recently made a video on talking about how I was assaulted
kind of when my car was delivered
and people were really interested in knowing about that.
Assaulted is a big word, but by definition,
legally it is assault. So
I was sitting outside the gym at Planet Fitness in Castle Rock
in the Subaru and the windows were down
and I was just chilling and drinking my pre workout.
All of a sudden a truck of like,
I don’t know,
broccoli head white kids decided it was funny to pull up next to me
and throw this big ball of like
sticky stuff and it splattered me right across the fucking face.
I was like, what the fuck was that?
That wasn’t. And they all started laughing.
They peeled off in the truck and took off
and I was left in the Subaru with like
this nasty donkey stuff all down the side of my face.
I don’t know what it was. It smelled like glue or some shit.
It was just absolutely disgusting then.
I unfortunately did not have the M4 at the time.
I had the Subaru. I tried chasing them down.
So here is the truck. It is a Silverado.
Like 2000 8 to 2,011 maybe.
I tried getting the tag on it,
but it was just like a bunch of like
high schooler like age kids or whatever.
Not sure if you can See, right here.
But it is like, I don’t guess,
a crew cab truck or whatever.
And it is silver and it is that year.
So if anybody in Castle Rock knows this truck
or recognizes a truck like that,
and there’s a bunch of high school kids,
or if you are the person who did it,
let me know. I think the worst part is
they actually sat there and waited for my reaction.
I was like, oh,
what the fuck? And then they peeled off and started laughing.