Creating the Perfect Handlebar Mustache: A Comedy of Errors

This is not a haha.
This isn’t a handlebar. Hold on. Shh. Okay.
It tickled my lip. What is this?
Daniel? Looks like John Waters trying to be Burt Reynolds.
Hey, shut the fuck up.
This. I’m filling it in.
Yeah, yeah.
I look like if Tim Burton tried to make a cowboy.
Haha.
Yeah. This is
each one for how many people you took out in your lifetime.
Oh, my god.
What is this monstrosity? Draw me a handlebar mustache right now.
뽀뽀 뽀뽀 뽀뽀 뽀뽀 뽀뽀 뽀뽀 뽀뽀 뽀뽀뽀뽀뽀 뽀뽀뽀
it’s gonna be like hairs
oh what is this stop talking
don’t I look good though
see me doing a big Burton Reynolds mustache
in the movies it’s starting to come together yeah I’m liking it yeah
cause I’m a fucking ear this
I wish I could have done this to make it look more
Kung fu
upside down I wasn’t going for Kung fu
hold on you’re covering up the filter on my eyelashes
you don’t need one I’m about to cry this mustache straight off
this is gonna look so good Hollywood needs to hire you for real skeez
oh baby is it even on both sides
it’s not bad here now now face me
so I can get the middle it means right here
oh okay well face me anyway so I can even see
oh
a couple of hairs
you fill that fill that in with some oh you want a little bit of Oh,
shut up. Give you some of that.
It comes out a little bit. Yeah.
Oh, damn.
Yeah. Here.
That side looking so fresh.
Oh, my god.
This one is not nearly as long as this one is.
Exactly. Down here.
You need to make this one longer.
Oh, my bad.
Oh, I see it. Okay.
Oh, god damn.
Oh, fuck.
A handle. Strap.
Handle.
Haha.
Two hairs in the center. Can we just leave it like this?
I don’t. I don’t even want any.
There’s like, two.
Two little hairs right in the center.
Oh,
okay.