Chipotle Chicken Saga: The Confrontation with Attitude

Bitch. One of the workers at Chipotle had an attitude.
Oh, why?
She’s digging the chicken shit.
And I. I said, oh,
can I just have like a little bit more shit?
Cause she barely gave me.
I asked for double and she gave me like less than a regular portion.
So I was trying to be so sweet
cause I’m. I’m non confrontational.
I’m the nicest person you could ever meet.
I said, oh,
with my like, little light dough voice.
Like, I have a dough eyes,
like a dough voice. I said, oh,
can I have a little bit more?
I said like, just cute with it.
And she dug in the thing with three.
It got three piece of chickens,
shook one off.
I wish I could take her head and boom!
And blow it up in front of the whole entire Chipotle
and I’m laughing like this. Haha,
yes! Like, girl,
what you. No,
no, no, no.
You’re a bitch. You’re a bitch.
You’re an asshole. You’re an asshole.
And I hope that you see this.