I see an America where we hold fast to the fearless belief
that built our nation. We are indeed a nation in decline.
It is now our turn to do what generations before us have done,
guided by optimism.
It’s a massive invasion at our southern border that has spread misery,
crime, poverty,
disease, and destruction.
I will be a president who unites us.
Crazy Nancy Pelosi who is realistic.
The biggest rallies you’ve ever seen. Practical.
Build an Iron Dome over our country,
and has common sense. The late, great Hannibal Lecter.
He’d love to have you for dinner.
And I will fulfill our sacred obligation
to care for our troops and their families.
The head of the Taliban. You call me your Excellency.
I wonder if he calls the other guy your Excellency.
I doubt it. I will always honor and never disparage their service.
Our military is not woke.
It’s just some of the fools on top that are woke.
I will not cozy up to tyrants and dictators like Kim Jong un,
North Korea. Kim Jong un.
I got a long very well with him.
Donald Trump.
He was found guilty of fraud by a jury of everyday Americans.
We will return law and order to our streets.
Separately found liable for committing sexual abuse.
We will launch a new era of safety.
You can always trust me to hold sacred
America’s fundamental principles.
From the rule of law to free and fair elections
to the peaceful Transfer of power.
We had that horrible, horrible result
that will never let happen again.
The election result. We’re never gonna let that happen again.
They use COVID to cheat.
We’re never gonna let it happen again.