Zero Aura, Infinite Charm: A Cinematic Tale of Love and Laughter

Thank you very much for seeing us today.
Yeah. Brother here have a zero aura,
zero respect for himself, zero good looks,
zero personality. And from what we understand, Asian.
No, no, no, no. Please.
If you want to come together,
we’ll make filming. We’re making a short film.
It’s about you. The film is about you.
It’s about the most beautiful woman in London.
Love you. Yeah,
I love you more. You see how brother did that?
I need you to listen to brother for me.
But in my village they will hit me.
So then you need to be good with your words.
And good at ducking as well.
Same time. Compliment, duck,
compliment, duck.
And then just slipping. Practice.
Say something and duck. Uh, I. Oh,
now duck. Now duck.
One more time.
I like you. Now duck.
It was too slow. Cause I can get you with the. Ah.
If you take this long to. I like you.
When you were saying it, I saw you were about to duck.
So it’s like unexpected. I like you.
You know, I make it a rendition.
Hello, buddy.
Why is she your buddy?
In London, they might find it a bit condescending.
Like being called a bird. Yes.
Instead of calling her bird,
maybe try like, sweet one.
Hello, lady,
my name is Sandip. Can I be your sunshine?
Very long sentence. Try this one.
You are the moon. Duck with me.
You’re going on like really engage Your core.
Engage core. You see how brothers have six pack?
So I need you to make same same.
I need you to make same same, bro.
That is why he’s getting ladies.
There’s nothing to do with the