Customer Service Woes: A Comical Encounter at the Store

Buy me this coke.
Hurry up.
Hello, very nice day.
Of course I do.
It would be 12 pesos.
Please.
I know it’s 12 pesos and I saw the price when I it.
If not, what are the pre.
You know what?
I’m not going to waste my time with you,
I’m just going to pay you.
Buy me. Oh,
excuse me,
won’t you have a ticket smaller than 500?
No,
I don’t have a smaller ticket.
I’m in a hurry. I mean, what,
can’t you see what time it is?
Time to take the children to school,
time to work,
time for everything.
Hurry up.
Yes, I know. Excuse me,
it’s just that it’s very early,
is it in fact the first purchase made
and yesterday’s people in the cut would not let me
Why change? Well,
they don’t leave change.
Then you won’t have the coins,
a smaller bill.
To see heart,
with only once I told you no
is enough for you to understand that no,
I don’t have a smaller ticket
and if I did,
I don’t care.
It’s not my problem.
Do you have to give me a change?
Yes, a huge.
I really have nothing to change.
I want you to give me back the money for some tennis shoes I bought.
Hello, good morning. Of course,
to proceed with that you would need your ticket.
I know.
I know how a fly works,
heart,
ticket and tennis shoes
Yes,
the ticket part is fine,
it came early,
only 6 months have passed since its purchase.
The tennis shoes are all worn and all are pigs,
and the evolution is within the first 30 days,
then no longer applies.
You are wrong to see in your policy
on the little page,
because if I read I read,
I have glasses,
Leo see?
I read that it said that with the ticket yes,
and if it goes further down,
2 lines, I think,
below you can see it with its little lenses.
Um,
it says it’s a 30 day warranty on the day of purchase.
just. Oh,
not even tennis shoes are that dirty,
only they were white and now they are brown.