A Model Airbnb Guest: Graceful, Considerate, and Respectful

See how I come to my Airbnb very nice?
I’m not too loud. I don’t disrespect the neighbors.
I come very demure, very cutesy.
I listen to the notes from the host.
I don’t come with too many guests.
I don’t come with too many things.
I wake up, I make a little coffee,
I do a little ramen in the microwave.
I go about my day. I don’t.
I’m not cooking crab boil at the Airbnb.
I’m not like you other girls. I don’t leave makeup.