Hey,
I love my fans. Love my fans.
Hey, man,
what you doing, dog?
That’s my fighting hand, dog.
Man, I hate my fans, dog.
What’s up, y’all?
Lloyd Hayweather here. RPS champion of the world.
Professional record 49. And. Oh, baby,
I do not lose. Chunky Chuck Jones found me,
taught me the rules of the game.
Then I beat his ass and never lost since.
Did you have any formal training?
Yes, since he found me when I was 7 years old.
Threw rocks, papers,
Scissors at me. Wow.
So I Learned the ways of, uh,
rock, paper, Scissors,
jiu jitsu. Where’s he now?
Motherfucker’s in jail. Can’t do that shit to kids. That’s child abuse.