Etiquette Lessons from Across the Pond: The Importance of ‘Please’ and ‘Thank You’

it can’t be just me
too many videos now
someone from the United States
ordering something
they don’t say please
rage baiting myself
waiting to see
if at the end of the list
of all the things they want to get
that they might bless the person
that’s taking their order
with a sprinkling of a please
perhaps even a thank you at the end
but with no pleases throughout
the thank you would just seem passive aggressive
I’m gonna do the key line pie no
do you know what you’re gonna do
you’re gonna do naughty step
you’re gonna do school for manners
could I get a soda no
you can get a little slap around the chops
please
may I order a serving of chips please
thank you
I think I’ve understood now
why us Brits say please and thank you about a million times per sentence
way more than we need to
cause we’re making up for the Americans who never say it
please
thank you
that’s all I have to say about that thank you