Reflections on Past Behavior and a Delicious Dinner: A Response to Fake Profiles

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past behaviour. What you gonna do about it?
Wherever you are,
you haven’t got the balls to actually
use your own face in your profile picture,
so. Yeah,
you must be doing fucking actually fantastic.
Better life must be doing amazing.
Yeah, that. The.
That confident in yourself,
then you gotta try to bring me down behind your fake profile.
Yeah, all right,
but no problem. Yeah.
Anyway, what’s everyone having for the dinner today?
I’m having jumbo sausage and batter with Chinese curry
from the chippy and brand having. Very lovely.
Mm,
mm, mm.
And David, if that is actually your name, um,
I don’t think I’ve done that bad for myself,
to be fair, considering I was thick in school,
you know, sat you and I’ll gonna get paid just for eating my food.
This video response to you
is gonna pay for my jumbo sausages and batter with Chinese curry.
I’d like those out a bit. You have a fantastic weekend,
David. Tarrabit.
Mmm.