You know, I’ve been starting to get more comments like this,
and I’m gonna address you, Jackie.
Let me tell you something.
If you gonna use your gnarled fingers from Poland to do anything,
it better be to go get me a damn pierogi,
because I heard they’re delicious.
And I’m not gonna dock you,
cause I don’t have to, but I know
me telling you your location
just made your ass cheeks clinch tighter than a damn Olympic gymnast,
and you know it. The irony behind you being in Poland
and using the word ghetto is one thing,
but you using it as an insult is even funnier.
And I’m not gonna go into that,
but what I will say is that you have three individuals
to think that this is how I’m responding.
Howard University, which you keep acting like this,
you won’t be able to get into college,
cause I know how old you are.
Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Incorporated,
which don’t even bother googling,
cause they won’t have you either.
And my late grandmother, Dorothy Virginia,
because if it weren’t for those two entities and my grandma,
text, emails
and letters will be hitting your damn inbox
like an ancient Egyptian plague.
Do not play with me ever in your life.
But thank you for congratulating me on my upcoming nuptials.
Feel free to cash at me
or send me a check from that bank around the corner from you.