I’m ready for the video. Ready?
Well, look,
here we are at the final four shows of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival
at the Pleasance 4th.
And I’m here to live in head to toe metallic silver
to let you know I am doing my show.
Come for me for the very last time ever
at the O2 Shepherd’s Bush Empire in London,
England, comma,
UK and U K N O W.
What that means buy tickets.
Oh, fuck.
This looks like shit. Okay,
see you there, 7 p m.
It’s off. It’s August 30th on a Friday night.
The sexiest night. Get off work,
just come to the show. Um,
you’re gonna love it. And I hope you come for me. Cut!