Well, that settles it.
We doing this? Oh, yeah,
let’s do this. Alrighty then. John?
Yes, boss?
Joey Ray and I have decided to take you on a guy’s weekend.
I, uh,
appreciate that, boss,
but I haven’t been home since Wednesday
and we got that cold. I just really don’t feel up to it.
I’d like to go home. We, uh,
decided to check on something before we let you go home
to Joey Ray’s grandbabies.
Look, I’m sorry I showed up sick.
I’m sorry I got you sick, but hey,
we’re almost over it. Now.
Can I just, you know,
finish up and go home? I thought.
I thought. Look, look,
look right there. Look right there.
What, are the two of you pregnant?
Mazoltov. It’s a boy.
Read the fine print there. Beautiful.
Oh, man, boss.
Don’t you all boss me. You brought that here?
let me call Missy and Shayla and tell them I won’t be coming home then.
I already called Shayla and Missy and they said we can go have fun.
Can I tell them where we’re going?
Oh, please do.
We’re going to a three day revival.
It starts tonight. A three day what now?
A revival. Joey raised it on Pentecostal.
It’s this new thing. But we’ve got COVID.
We’re gonna get everyone there sick.
Oh, no,
this church actively welcomes sick people.
They believe it’s kind of like a modern day snake handling.
So normally I’m against forced Darwinism,
but In this case, I think we’re gonna be doing the world a favor.
Let’s go.