If the dealer showing is seven and you have 16,
do you hit? Yes,
every single time. Call me a pussy.
Call me what you want. I’m.
I’m holding that 16. I’m not that good.
I’m gonna play it safe. Evs gonna fucking crush me.
He’s a play by the book guy.
I know all these experts. I’m playing it safe.
I’m gonna hold it. I don’t think he has a face card.
So if you have 16 and the dealer shows a seven and you stay,
you should be wrapped up in duct tape
and punt it off the Golden Gate Bridge.
I hate you, and you’re the worst.
10 times out of 10. Yes,
I think I would. Yes, I would hit.