Okay, so my best friend Amy and I share the same family doctor.
She told me I could tell you the story.
So before you come up in my comments being
how dare you share information,
she said I could all right,
so just a few days ago she has to go to the doctor for her pap.
Now in Ontario, apparently we used to get them every year
now it’s every 3 years cause to hell with women’s health,
we gotta cut somewhere right?
Nonetheless, so she’s gonna go in and forget her pop. No,
nobody wants to do it. It’s uncomfortable,
it’s not enjoyable.
She can come over to my house afterwards and have pizza.
Here’s what happens so she goes in and our doctor says,
when you had your kids, she has two boys,
when you had your kids,
did you have them naturally or did you have a C section?
Now Amy’s been going to this doctor for very long time
so the fact that she’s asking this question is a weird and b,
if you needed this information
you probably should have asked quite a few years ago but nonetheless,
she says, you know I had them naturally and it’s like,
why do you wanna know? Well,
when I’m doing the pop
I need to know because I use a different size speculum and Amy’s like
why? Cause you use the smaller one on women who haven’t given birth
and she goes, yeah,
because if I Use the small one on women who have given birth regular,
like naturally. Then what do you do?
And the doctor says, swear to God.
Well, sometimes it just gets lost up there.
Has anybody have a speculum,
by the way, it’s shaped like this, right?
It’s like a duck. How is that getting lost anywhere?
And I want to know what lawsuit then followed. Thank you.