I came to the convention with a dream to interview Tim Walls
also known as America’s Dad
this is America’s Dad quote
Big Dad energy big Dad energy
unfortunately America’s Dad seemed to be a very difficult interview to get
Governor Walls
Governor Waltz Governor Waltz
Governor Waltz is doing his best job ignoring me right now
if I was gonna catch Tim Waltz
I needed to lure him in with a trap that dad could not resist
can anyone help me with this type for my date
shoot shoot shoot
did anyone know how to use a studfinder
does anyone know how to fill out a baseball score sheet by hand
does anyone want this copy of Rudy on Blu ray
come on
I know you want it
and now we wait
who are you most excited to hear talk today
I’m really looking forward to seeing talk about
you’re cute
do you happen to have a convertible you could recklessly drive me around in
hope no one’s within your shot
who might wanna put their foot down and stop this ill advised romance
ha ha got hot dogs leading up to a bengue and a beer
perfect trap it’s the mall
ha ha I’m gonna smoke a cigarette unless someone stops me
hope no one catches me makes me smoke the whole pack to learn a lesson
whoa ha ha ha
I’m going absolutely crazy now
oh geez
ha ha oh
my god I just got a ticket to a Roy Orbiting cover band does anyone want it
anyone knows there’s a mellow being nearby being nearby
don’t know if I’ll get to the voting booth this year
I don’t know how to drive stick
is there anyone here with the teacher
downtrodden and deflated I had one last idea
anyone around here know if this fire extinguisher is up to code
I I see the
I see the 2024 or on here
I see February punched out
are you Tim Wallace no
alright never mind