Title: Encounter at the Smallest Trash Can

Smallest trash can. Hey, mom,
what’s that man doing over there?
Sweetie, do not look at him.
He’s sleeping. He’s sleeping now.
Hey, pal.
Yeah? That all.
That all came from your car?
Is all that trash from your vehicle?
Uh, no,
it’s not. And if it was,
what I gotta do with you? No,
I’m just. It’s kind of embarrassing,
if you ask me. It’s a lot of trash coming from your car. Okay,
you’re struggling, so. Hey, everyone,
this guy’s trash. This is getting in the trash can.
Oh, my goodness.
this is why we throw, like, trash.
Hey, why don’t you take that to the local landfill?
Yeah, I agree.