This video has over 15 million views,
because apparently
this is the best bread dip you’ll have in your entire life.
Oh, my god.
Oh, Jesus!
Ah,
god, it’s good.
Okay, welcome back to if you can’t have gluten,
keep it moving. And if there’s no carbs at the party,
I will be tardy. And by tardy,
I mean I won’t be there. Give your plate a healthy douse of olive oil.
Yo, if your balsamic vinegar doesn’t come in a box,
pick rocks, dude,
because this right here, straight from Italy, $120.
It was a gift. Apparently,
quality balsamic vinegar isn’t supposed to be runny.
It’s supposed to be a little thick.
That’s about a 25 dollar pour of balsamic vinegar.
That’s crazy. Now you wanna add the juice from a lemon.
A lemon? Just like your ex boyfriend’s car.
Okay, now get you some olives
and make sure they’re chopped.
It doesn’t matter what colour olives, okay?
Just use all of them. Sorry.
Next thing you need is parsley.
Okay, now you wanna get your tomatoes like most girls in Jersey Shore.
Sun dried. Sun dried tomatoes,
one tablespoon of chopped garlic,
smoked paprika, freshly shaved Parmesan cheese. That. Ugh,
that’s. That’s.
That’s luxury. If your cheese don’t smell like feet,
you better retreat. Mamma Mia,
look at that color. Here we go.
Is this the best bread dip to be dipping, or is that guy tripping?
Oh, mama.
Hey, babe,
can you pick up three loaves Of bread.
Did you ask questions? Just bring it home. Okay? Thank you.
Oh, the parmesan cheese just melts in your mouth.
Dude, you gotta make this tonight.
Get you some bread, some wine,
lock your kids in their bedroom and make this. Make it.