Have you ever noticed
your gen Alpha loved ones are speaking a totally different language?
Skibidi. Am.
Am I supposed to know what that means?
Introducing Alpha Lingo, a new language learning app.
First, take a quick quiz to see what level you’re on.
Translate this sentence. I have L rizz with my small gead.
So Ohio, huh?
Do your best to determine what the Gen Alpha is saying.
Charisma eyes. U S.
State. That’s 0 for 3.
That was terrible. Here’s some feedback. What?
This is a common mistake.
The L before Rizz changes it from charisma to no charisma.
This is like math. Alphalingo helps you update your slang, which,
let’s be honest, is about three decades out of style.
I know this one.
Fandom tax. Are they trying to say phantom?
See? What did I tell you?
Your slang is ancient as. Are you done?
Not even close. Try to understand what this gen alpha kid is saying.
Translate this sentence. No cap.
Lunch was mid. What the Sigma?
I give up alpha lingo
because what these kids are saying is harder than learning Mandarin.