This guy tells me that he has a bottle of my urine,
which he had been saving since 2002,
13 years ago. I gave you a bottle of my piss. You did?
Of course.
That piss came out of me at a time when I was chalk full of drugs.
So I got a drug test to try to find out what drugs specifically
were in the piss. But sadly,
drugs don’t last in the air
and for over a decade. Oh,
that’s disappointing. As