Unleashing Creativity in Sports: The Potential of a Wapango Marathon

And in the Winter Olympics,
they have this sport called curling.
If you don’t know what curling is,
that’s when they grab this rock,
they put a handle on it, and they slide it down the ice.
And you got two guys in front of that sweeping and chingas,
right?
If white people can invent a sport like that,
why can’t we invent a sport that we would dominate?
You know,
why can’t we invent a sport that’s just specifically made for us?
Imagine if somebody made a sport specifically made for us.
I’m talking about a wapango Marathon.
You know those dances? Do you know what a wapango Marathon is, Sir?
Wapango. You know what the Cotton Eye Joe is?
The Cotton Eye Joe is like the white version of a wopango.
But just imagine the Cotton Eye Joe with a much lower credit score.
Okay, that’s just a wopango