I own a magazine.
His girlfriend tries to kill him by crashing her car with him in it.
He survives, but his face is disfigured.
He’s depressed, and weird stuff happens that makes him question reality.
That’s an easy one.
That’s A Vanilla Sky with Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz.
Or it’s open your eyes,
which is the film that Vanilla Sky is a remake of,
which also starred Penelope Cruz, weirdly enough.
I need to make this video last a minute.
And, uh.
Have I shown you my Dracula figure?
A little bell legosie there.
He’s all in black and white.
He’s got a little hat. Shit always falls off his head.
He had a cane as well, but I lost it.
Get a minute yet?
Shit.
Um. Oh.
The amount of content on this page is, uh,
unfortunately temporarily gonna be slowing right down
to the point I probably won’t be able to put anything out for
maybe a couple of weeks, cause I’m moving house.
All this is gonna be packed up.
And I’m getting a new desk as well,
so that’s gonna arrive. Yeah.
So once I go through the very stressful, uh,
process of moving, it’s gonna not be many videos coming out.
If anyone cares. I know no one does,
but like I said, we’re trying to make a minute here.
You know, when someone comes back and they’re like, yeah,
I know. People have been asking, like,
if I’m okay cause I haven’t posted In a while.
Nobody asked, no one cares.
But if you do, which you know you don’t, now you know