Mom’s Shoe Size and Other Fun Facts: A Quirky Conversation

What’s mom’s shoe size?
9.
Nine and a/2. Almost 10.
It depends on which shoe store you go to,
but it’s a 9. Where you ever shop shoes for mom get nine and a/2 10?
Because whenever you go to Dillard,
you be getting nine and a/2. Nine.
It’s a nine and a half, maybe 9. Exactly. You don’t know my wife.
Mom’s favourite flower is.
Mom don’t like flowers.
Thank you. If she had a favourite flower.
No, you can’t say if she had a favourite flower.
Every time I bring. I try to bring a flower home.
Thought I was doing something she talking about.
I don’t really like flowers.
I say I ain’t bringing you nothing.
I’m just saying. You could have put that money in my hand.
Mom is how many years old?
Okay, next.
Yes. How many years older she is than me?
No, don’t worry about that.
Skip. Next.
How old is she,
Mama? How old was she when she got married?
Don’t worry about that. She was 21 years old.
That ain’t their business.
She was 21. Be proud of you.
You got married. Yeah,
who cares? She was turning around.
Don’t. This is my business.
If I wanted. Adam.
Well, then we shouldn’t have done the mom thing. Exactly.
Okay, then stop the kids.
No, we stop the.
Mom’s favorite song is. All of them.
That Joker know every song on the market.
She’ll never know the words to them.
But what’s her favourite song?
I know it. What,
I on the Sparrow?
No, it’s, um.
I’ll be right back.
Dang. It’s y’all song.
The Tamia song. That ain’t still still?
Is that your favorite song?
That ain’t our time. We met and I kissed
and I told you I love you.
Yeah,
we talk on the phone because I.
We see. We see. Okay. And his ha ha.
Mom was born in what city and state?
Wheels point, Texas.
Ball street. Ball street!
Ball street! Ball street.
Ball street university.
Throwing up the phone.
She’s down for street. That’s my hood.
Something, something,
something. And I understood.
No, I was born in Tarento