He was literally naked on the toilet.
I just got the key to our hotel room and I just walked in. I’m so
scared.
I walked in and then I ran out as soon as I saw him on the toilet.
Restroom. Oh my god.
I don’t think I’ve ever ran out of a room faster.
I literally. I walked in and it looked completely new room, whatever.
I walked in, I went and looked in the bathroom.
He was just sitting, like,
legs spread on the toilet.
Cause I feel bad. I literally ran.
It was like. It’s like, hello?
Is anybody in? There’s like,
oh my god, I gotta go.
Anyway, we’ve been here for approximately like 10 minutes,
and we’re already off to a great start. Happy Friday.
We just got a new room,
so hopefully nobody’s in there on the toilet this time.
It’s not funny. Everybody’s laughing at me
and it’s not funny. I feel terrible.
He usually chased me off the toilet out of his room.
Like, I don’t know what to do.
Okay, let’s hope this works.
Beautiful.
Okay, so.
Oh my god, it’s really big.
Hold on. Oh,
my god, there’s a holy kitchen.
Living room. Hello.
Thankfully, there’s nobody on the toilet this time.