Embracing Harmony: The Capybara Chronicles

My favorite animal, the capybara,
I just found out gets along with every animal.
See, that’s what I’m talking about.
Yeah. Look at that, harmony.
You get along with everybody.
I’ve never heard a bad thing said about you.
I’ve never heard a bad thing from you.
Every time I’m around you,
I feel better about myself.
Bless you. No,
I mean that. That’s a real thing.
Coming from a real guy to a real face.
I hope you received it, but the kuku bara capybara. Capybara?
It looks like a goat meets a warthog
meets a kitten meets a stuffed animal.
Huh. Looks like a Pixar creature.
How come there’s no capybara movie?
What would be their story if you had to write it?
Sent to Disney? I don’t know.
Send me an email. What’s your favorite animal?
I like seagulls. You knew it.
I knew it. Yeah.
You seem like a seagull guy.
You look like a seagull if it turned into a person.