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Gemini, I would like a clapback about how blond Trixie Mattel is.
Okay, how about this?
You could say something like, whoa, Trixie,
did you dip your hair in a can of lemon drop candy?
Maybe add on something like,
seriously though, it’s so bright it’s giving me a headache.
I think the sun might be jealous of your hair.
Haha,
but sounds like a compliment.
It is, right?
Gemini? If you compliment this one more time.
Gemini, it’s Trixie.
I’m sitting here with my friend
and I want to clap back at her.
I want it to be kind of aggressive.
I can help with that. Trixie.
Here’s a little clap back line to get you started.
Well, at least I’m not still doing the same old thing five years later.
You can tweak that a bit to really fit the situation.
Well, it depends how you look at it.
Five years later, still in the game.
It’s up to me. Okay, true.
We ran you out of town a long time ago,
so I’m still here. Gemini
that’s pretty good. Let’s see what she has to say back.