Big shout out to Sabrina Carpenter,
who is the most unserious broad in the world,
non derogatory, and is bringing back reality TV storylines to pop music.
Like what do you mean she’s throwing nuke Shawn Mendes his way?
Like what?
This woman has at least four tracks
about Sean and Camilla being philandering
while him and Sabrina were dating.
I can’t believe like, women are down bad for Shawn Mendes in 2024
to be honest. She said your car drove from LA to Camilla’s thighs.
Oh, she kind of cleared.
What’s also wild is that, like,
I feel like every guy that dates Sabrina Carpenter, like,
does not come out unscathed.
Like two of them have turned to God.
Joshua Bassett is for sure in a cult.
And Shawn Mendes, he was like
he caught the Holy Ghost yesterday.
Did you guys see that video of him like praising to Jesus?
Which makes sense. And it’s cause like,
Jesus was a carpenter, wasn’t he?
This is said video in question where he goes and I repeat Whoo!
Literally. I want to make that my ring back tone.
I’ve like played it like a million times.
Anyway, the album is so good.
Favorite songs? Good Grace is Bob coincidence?
Bob Bad Chem Bad Chem is definitely about Barry.
1,000% you tell you can’t tell me otherwise.
Also dumb and poetic. Like
why did she have to whack me like that?
Like, which one’s your fave? Let me know!