Mastering the Dance Steps: A Comic Dialogue

Let me see the way I will do easy you.
The way I will do this side,
eh?
Let me show you that side one more time.
Come on, baby. Let’s have it.
Then the main one will be straight.
Look at my face. Then that shoulder pull. A lot of people.
Madam, you want to choke me or something?
No, I want to get it. Okay.
You are being biased with this bias.
So is this the bottom, eh?
Now
this one now and this one.
Which one is better? Put it down.
Even a blind person know that this one is better than this one.
See, they didn’t,
they didn’t get. They didn’t get,
they didn’t get.
I got this one.
Ah,
you dey hear me? You dey craze? No,
no. Have you dey craze?
Yeah, yeah,
they didn’t get it. Are you,
you dey mad? Yeah,
but they didn’t get it.
They didn’t get it.
They didn’t get it. They didn’t get it.
They didn’t get it. They didn’t get it.
They will get you. Yeah,
you see that 3 million naira I sent to you?
Transfer it back to me.
I’ll call my account number for you now.
Don’t call it. You like all your account of this.
I’m not ashamed by Sheesh, please.
What’s on our Instagram bio?
No refund. No exchange.
No refund. No exchange.
What? What?
You don’t want
to listen to me
Monday morning talk about me while I’m making money? Hahaha,
you Don’t know. You don’t know why it’s going on.
Ha, ha, ha.
I know. What are you wearing?
Yes,
yes.
You see the way you’re owing me that 3 million?
Yes. I’m owing them two lives.
I’m not gonna take it easy on my head dance.
I’m not gonna take it easy.