Adopted by the Otter Family: Tales from Otter Valley

Look at little. The little legs.
Little legs. Yeah, yeah.
Um.
And, um,
leave a like comment,
Otter repost and comment whether or not you still been adopted here
by the Otter family or not.
Okay, everyone,
we’ll be checking. Everyone who comments is automatically adopted,
even if it’s a hate comment. Haha!
You’re adopted to Otter Valley!
Yeah! You’ll be adopted by nothing but hate and a black void.
You’re just a baby butt! Stop!
Let me turn you into a monkey.
Oh,
it’s your butt! Oh, you.
You fucked up my arm good, baby. No arm!
I’m armless! Where’s your other arm?
My arm gone!
Ha ha ha ha ha! I came back from the war! Ow!