Burdens of Mascot Production: An Unconventional Approach

How many of this have there been?
Yeah, up over 150.
Oh, there’s been a lot.
And, you know,
what started off as maybe an idea of something to bring people luck
and a nice talking point has become a burden.
Become a burden to produce these mascots,
um, and I know,
I understand it, to create some comedic business.
So I’ve created this. It’s an IOU, uh,
for, uh,
a. A mascot for comic purposes.
I don’t have a mascot because I reject the conformism of it.
I don’t believe in luck. I’ve got this.
Why is it done? Like a Ransome
that you won’t know I did it,
and maybe you possibly. Yeah,
I actually. This bit’s not done.
And also,
by having an IU, it opens up the possibility of me being rebooked.
I agree to disagree.
Hang on, let me try that again.