Chill Golf Buddies: A Day on the Course

Hey, man,
are you my playing partner for today?
Yeah, dude.
You’re number six. Yeah,
that’s me. Nice, bro.
Fives and sixes, so much more chill.
Like the ones and twos get all crazy, bro,
but I’m pretty laid back. Nice. Me too.
Ah,
dude, that’s not how I wanted to start this round, bro.
Don’t even trip. Hit another one.
Breakfast ball. I won’t say nothing.
Wait, for real?
Yeah, I got you.
Just give me later. Give me later.
Nice, bro.
Good looks. Good looks.
Dude, I can’t.
I can’t find my ball. I think I need to go retweet. What?
No, like, dude,
just take a free drop. It’s all good. Really?
You won’t say anything? Yeah, bro,
you had me earlier. I got you.
Yeah, here,
I even have a ball. Hands.
For sure, dude. Thank you.
It’s triple. Yo,
what you get? What you get, Frank?
Dude, I had a blow up hole.
I tripled, man.
Dang, dude,
me too. I doubled.
Yo,
since I can beat you by, I’ll.
I’ll take par and you just take bogey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I’m cool with that. Let’s do it.
Let’s do it for sure. Yo,
we gotta chill though.
Like, we can’t be beating the ones and twos,
don’t know. And we.
We gotta chill. So by the end of this,
let’s make sure I shoot a 94 and you shoot a 91.
Bro, I was thinking the same thing.
Wait, did we just become best Friends? Yeah. What’s your MySpace