Unexpected Encounters: A Musical Infatuation

Is she looking at me?
She’s. She’s looking at me.
Holy shit. Okay, okay.
I’m gonna be totally cool.
Oh, no,
she’s looking at him. Yeah.
No, no, no.
She is looking at me. My god.
Okay. Um.
Maybe I should go over to her.
Oh, no,
she. She’s walking over here.
She’s walking over here. We’re gonna be totally cool and common,
collected, and we’re just gonna be really cool.
Just be cool. Chill out,
chill out, chill out.
That was how things started between me and Olivia.
Well, kind of.
Olivia was in an acapella group in college.
They released a cover of Princess of China,
and I listen to it every single day.
Just, like,
all day, every day.