Now, I know y’all don’t all seen the Caribou and Lil Yachty situation,
and I’m not here to talk about the details,
but I do gotta point out the most important lesson in all of this.
So, you know that one hit that she made?
Lil Yachty exposed that he wrote it.
Now, that’s cool and all,
but I want you guys to watch her on her genius interview.
Was selling lemonade while y’all were double Dutch.
I used to scam, I used to trap.
I never cuddle much. Um,
I had asthma, so I wasn’t never double dutching,
but I had to, like,
find things to do. You see how women can just lie so effortlessly?
Not even a single ounce of conviction in her.
Are you the one selling lemonade?
Ah, just like, yeah,
I had asthma. Yeah,
just lying. Hey,
you. That are even double Dutch champion.
All I’m saying is, y’all see how she didn’t hit a, um.
She didn’t have to think about nothing.
It just flowed. Fear, women.