So as we’re debating whether Blacksmith Wukong
or Space Marines 2 are gonna win game of the year,
and whether it means more if Blacksmith Wukong,
one of the biggest games to ever come out of China,
to win game of the year, or
is it a bigger deal if Warhammer 40 K
finally gets this puss into the IP
that they’ve been wanting for decades?
We can debate that all day.
However, I think we should just come together and, like,
collectively roast this game like this.
Let’s. This ain’t winning and shit.
This ain’t gonna win nothing.
Like, understand this.
Okay, when this game was announced,
I would be lying if I said I had any type of hype for this game.
But, like,
when I saw the first gameplay for this, okay,
the. The hyper,
hyper staged gameplay that they showed off,
I thought to myself, okay,
well, at bare minimum,
this is going to be a stereotypical open world game
with the Star Wars skin put over it,
like a chainsaw massacre type of face mask.
And then I actually watch the gameplay,
and I’m like, dog,
what the hell is even that?
Uh, no lie.
Okay, I’m not.
I’m not gonna be the type of dude to glaze it for a sponsorship.
I’m not gonna hold back. This game looks awful.
Like, actually probably one of the worst looking games I’ve ever seen.
Like, not one part of this game looks fun.
If I had To be real with you,
do you know what this game looks like?
The missions that you play with the chick on the right
looks like they made an entire game
playing as Mary Jane from Spider Man.
That is what this gameplay looks like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let’s take the worst aspect of Spider Man
when you’re not playing as Spider Man,
and let’s that make that a full game
where the other main character
is infinitely cooler than the one that you’re playing as.
Yeah. Uh,
a tactical super battle droid wearing a trench coat.
Yeah. Who would ever wanna play that?
Yeah. No, no.
Put play as the other character
and just give her a generic pet that we can make as a toy.
Yeah. I’m not even remotely impressed with this.
I won’t get this even when it’s $30.
And if you wanna pre order it,
by all means, pre order it.
But all I’m saying, brother.
Black myth, Wukong,
Space Marines 2. Shit,
I would even put Black Ops 6 over this. Save your money.