Unconventional Career Paths: Insights into Blackmail Strategy, Brand Collaborations, Consumer Behavior Manipulation, AI Image Detection, and Robot Training

sir what do you do for work
I am a blackmail strategist and consultant
yeah it’s a great job
why how much do you make from that
I mean babe
I just got 20% on a deal I did for a billionaire’s daughter
we caught her dad cheating on her mom and he was
he’s got a few billions to keep her mouth shut so do the math
hi hi
what do you do for a job I am the head of brand pop UPS and collaborations yes
so anytime you see an X between two brands
haha that’s my work
yeah I collaborate and help them find the best partners
I just worked on the Apple TV Times Air one water ration pop up over and so
oh yeah you should totally go check it out
oh okay have a good one
um excuse me
what do you do for work
I am a consumer behavior manipulation strategies for corporate overlords
yeah how much do you make with that
about 500 to 600 million a year
oh yeah wait
you do hi
I was actually report back to our group for overlords
how to manipulate the public into further purchasing their goods and services
so they can continue docking their yachts and Santro pay for $50,000 a week
yeah okay
so great job I highly recommend
excuse me excuse me
yeah what’s up
what do you do for work I am an AI image detective
yeah super incredible
what does that mean well
I mean you know
AI is altering images every day now haha
I just actually was the one who figured out those Taylor Swift for Trump images
those were AI boy
don’t believe everything you see on the internet
oh oh Jimmy
what do you do what do you do for work
I am a humanoid robot trainer for Tesla
the new Optimus bought have you heard of it
uh what is that
I train robots essentially for Tesla
to mimic different behaviors of the thing going to the real world
and do different jobs for us that we don’t want to do
you know who wants to flip burgers at McDonald’s
okay not me