School lunches.
School lunches.
Um, I have a kiddo who’s pretty opinionated about her school lunch.
I’m gonna make her a lunch that I think is yummy and delicious and fun
and not too healthy,
but healthy enough.
And then Dolly is gonna make a lunch and we’re gonna compare.
This is gonna be fun. I’m gonna start with a Turkey sandwich,
cause Turkey is healthy and she loves the sandwich.
I’m gonna choose the whole wheat bread.
Not sure she’s gonna be a fan.
Dolly doesn’t care for any condiments.
She just wants Turkey and bread.
I like to put them in these
cause I’m pretty particular about fresh bread
and we don’t need bread getting stale.
So. Red grapes.
They’re delicious.
Cute little container.
Carrot.
Carrots, they’re delicious
and they’re good for your eyes.
At least that’s what my mama always said.
I’m sure she won’t eat more than five carrots.
My child loves cheese. Cheese stick.
Here’s where I’m getting really generous.
Vanilla wafers. But I’m gonna make little peanut butter sandwiches with
by vanilla wafers. When I was a kid,
we decided we were gonna Drive the Blue Ridge Parkway.
Well, my parents decided the Blue Ridge Parkway
all the way from Georgia to Washington,
D C. And back then,
like it was probably late 70s,
we got on the Parkway and we were stuck haha.
And so my mama had. I mean,
there was no. No place to stop and eat
nothing like that back then.
There Wasn’t so. My mama had made peanut butter crackers
and so we ate Ritz peanut butter crackers
that she had made for like 20 something hours
as my daddy drove the Parkway.
That’s all we had to eat. So we ate and ate and ate and ate.
That’s all we ate. And to this day,
my sister will not touch a Ritz peanut butter cracker.
The dogs are in. It’s hot outside.
Peanut butter vanilla wafer sandwiches.
They are good. You know what?
I like to do this right here.
I’m not gonna give this to Dolly.
There’s my yummy lunch. Okay,
Dolly.
I think that’s a pretty dog.
On great exciting lunch, right?
SUP, dude?
This is kind of like a cooking video.
But it’s not. We are going to put this in here, right? Where?
My new lunch box. I’m gonna put an orange.
I’ll just put an orange cause it is kind of protein.
Do you. Do you see anybody?
Yes. Do you see that?
I think it.
This.
It’s not protein. Everyone knows that.
Now I’m gonna put my healthy sandwich together.
Two.
This sandwich is so healthy for you guys.
You should probably eat it next time.
That’s actually funny. Everybody laugh out loud.
Yeah, we’re just gonna get a second to laugh.
Alright? It’s been a second.
And these. I love these
people these days. Just.
They don’t let these things fit.
I love these.
And obvi you guys like these.
These are so Healthy for you.
It’s just the whole bag. Who cares? So now we get to do this
Stony Clava. You dudes and proper ladies.
Now I’m going to invite mommy back and compare our lunches.
I’m back! She’s back, people!
Haha! Okay.
I think I packed you a really yummy,
great lunch. Oh, really?
Is it? First,
I packed you a Turkey sandwich on wheat bread.
Uh oh, yummy.
Uh oh, carrots.
Cause you’re for us to see. Better. Good job.
Pretty good. Really good. You look like a rat.
When did you stop liking red grapes?
That’s a winner for dessert.
I win. That’s just yucky dessert.
Vanilla wafers with peanut butter.
That is totally not. Taste it.
It is not a dessert. Come on.
Oh, great.
All right, what we got here?
I have some lemonade.
What’s this? Oh,
it’s delicious. Oh! Oh,
see? Is this protein?
Yes, it’s so protein.
Oh, it’s more protein,
sweetheart. Ropes.
It’s delicious protein.
How do you think that. How’s that sandwich?
How’s that sandwich?
It’s a great choice. Dolly,
close your eyes. Okay.
Nobody will really eat it.
So
what did you say?
Nothing.
Love those. You know who do you know who’s actually yummy?
Do you know who’s crazy about these?
Jimmy. Jimmy.
Jimmy loves them. I keep thinking he keeps some stashed away places.
Everybody loves a healthy food.
No, this.
Is this fruit? Yeah.
These are nerd clusters. Okay,
that’s a good choice. Little.
Little bee stick. Haha.
Dolly, if you ate all this, you,
I think, would probably have to go to the principal’s office,
cause you might be cuckoo,
cuckoo, cuckoo!
I love you. Can we just go with Mommy’s lunch?
No. Tomorrow I’m literally eating my lunch.
Don’t leave me hanging.
WOI