Tequila, Loans, and Blessings: The Chaotic Journey of Cosigning Ex’s Student Loan for Film School

So you co sign your ex’s.
You’re a good woman. You’re a good woman.
Student loan. It’s a good woman right there.
How much were the loans that you sign for?
Hmm. This is the real question.
60,000. Oh,
tequila.
$60,000.
That’s a Toyota Camry? Yes.
Was this hard? Is this Harvard?
Yale. What school was this that day?
LA Film School. LA film school?
Yes.
You did that for a dreamer?
Yes. Film school.
A dreamer. Did he graduate?
Haha.
Tequila. No.
Tequila. No.
Tequila.
Tequila.
He didn’t finish.
Tequila. Did he make a movie?
Did he make a documentary?
So here’s the thing. A short film.
Before he even finish, we were broken up.
Oh.
Did he pay the loans back?
So here’s the thing. Oh,
what? To keep?
You don’t said that lie. And every time you say it,
it’s bad stuff. Here’s the thing.
Bad stuff. Here’s the worst.
He never paid that loan.
Are. Are they paid off now?
Are you still paying it? So here’s the thing.
Oh, tequila.
Stop saying that thing. Jamie.
Jamie. It’s terrible.
Here’s the thing. Is tearing our asses loose.
Here’s the thing. Here’s the thing.
I’m bankrupt right now.
I’m not even supposed to be here. Really?
I actually stole this ticket off online.
The loan grew to $170,000.
I did a lot. Tequila.
$170,000?
Yes. Girl,
that’s a. You can buy a home?
Yes. You can buy a house in South Carolina for cash with that?
Yes. And That nigga ain’t made no movie.
That nigga ain’t said executive produced by me ever.
You’ve been hitting the minimum on it.
What did? So here’s the thing.
Haha.
Uh.
Hey, y’all know god is good, right?
Oh,
god is good.
Don’t tell me, Joe.
Don’t tell me, Joe Biden. Don’t forget the Lord.
Wow.
Who wouldn’t serve a god like this?
That’s how I roll.
Tried to take you out of this,
Tyrone. Tried to tell your credit,
but I know a man named Joseph Biden.
Joseph Biden said your loans are forgiven.
Take up your bed and walk.
I don’t know about you.
Look how god will work.