Confusion and Action: A Surprising Encounter

Holy shit! What?
Hey, whoa, whoa.
No, no. What?
I’m too old for these senses.
Yeah, we got the backflip for the kill.
I was dead. Oh,
I was dead. I was dead.
I was dead. I was dead.
I was. I was dead.
I was dead. Yes,
right there. Bam!
Mother!