Conquering the Tiger Vanguard: A Journey through Peril and Triumph

Did you beat the Tiger Vanguard?
Yes, I did.
I did that yesterday. No.
Am I going to work you, traveler,
back to where you belong
or meet your end here? I don’t know what I expected.
Honestly. What I expected it done.
I patrol this land by royal decree.
A yaoguai lurks in these sands,
a scourge to the. You scorn my words!
All of you served to the king’s dinner! Enough!
Okay, sorry.
Uh, in the off chance this is the Tiger Vanguard you were talking about,
um, no,
I’ve not defeated this Tiger Vanguard.
Oh, I tried to use it already,
but maybe it won’t be so bad.
You know, we did the other one. Okay.
Ha ha ha! Shark again,
and your bones will shatter.
Super interesting accent choices in English.
I’ve not used this yet.
Do I just slam my head each time?
Wait, this is crazy.
That is wild. And I’m sure I wasn’t using it correctly,
so imagine when you’re using it properly.
Here, quickly.
Too much pay to all that stuff.
Let’s go. Okay,
well, that was a hell of a lot easier.