Recap and Commentary: 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Season 8, Episode 15 Unpacked

Hey, cousins, did you all watch 90 Day fiance say happily ever after? This is season 8. Episode 15 episode opens up with Gino and Jasmine and they are headed to Florida for the 40 year old pageant. And you know, Gino just being Gino. Did you get all your things? They had a lot of things on the list. Then they get there and they are headed to rehearsal and she’s like, oh, I’m, you know, loaded, blah, blah, blah. And Gino’s like, are you like about to get your period? Cuz it’s getting the comments. Like this just feels like Gino just one of those old men who thinks that anytime a woman has anything going on, it’s her period. And I just hate it. Then we get discussion about which, you know, feminine hygiene products Jasmine likes. I do not care. Also, cuz, as y’all notice, how Jasmine has not been depressed about her children since this pageant started. No mention of, oh, Gina, you need to pay the lawyer. Like all of that is out of the window now that she’s doing this middle age pageant. But anyway, cousin, get in the comments. Tell me what you all think of these other contestants. I’m getting a has been or never was vibe from the rest of these ladies. They were sitting near rehearsing in a tiny, tight ass hotel ballroom. Gino’s over there doing like this as if he’s some kind of age that the whole thing was just pathetic if you ask me. And then they are giving feedback and look, I used to watch Tyler’s and tras and this is just a sad version of this. Cuz remember I was gonna do the 40 year old pageant, but now after seeing this, like I’m not gonna do this cuz it’s like, why? So we see where they give everybody feedback, you know, you’re too fast, you interact, you know, with the audience, blah, blah. So Jasmine gets a note, which is fine. Then later on, they are, I guess, back at their room and Gino starts telling Jasmine, I recorded some of the other ladies. So you know, maybe you can use this in your work. And you know, Jasmine is deeply insecure and she cannot take constructive criticism. Cousins, get in the comments and tell me what do you all think? Because when Gino says, oh, I recorded some of the ladies who got good feedback, then Jasmine says, like, is he really doing this for feedback or is he gonna be using this for ? And I said, if Gino is to women walking, you gotta bigger problem than any of us. Know what? Cuz it’s getting a comments. I’m sorry. If a man is jacking off to just a crowd of women walking at 55, he got some other problems and I want him to stay away from me. Also, the lady who is running the pageant, I don’t know what that aesthetic she’s trying to give, but it blows me every time I see it. And yeah, if y’all know anybody who’s done miss international World, get in the comments. Tell us how it is. Robin, Sophie, this is pretty quick. Claire still with this long sleeve tube top that I still don’t understand is there. And she’s gonna tell Rob that she’s not the reason that Sophie is leaving, that she had nothing to do with it. And it was like, come on.

Then we hear about this granola bar fight that started in LA and they still going cousins. This is just so broke that I cannot, like y’all are now having an argument about who ate the granola bars in California. I can’t. Then as they were leaving out, what was that shelf of like random clothes by the door, cuz there’s a kayak and a shelf with clothes by that door. Now, the kayak, I understand. The shelf of clothes, I don’t. Anyway, Rob says that Sophie needs to reflect on whether she can be with him and that really piss Sophie off.

So take it or leave it is what I think he’s actually saying without saying, because Sophie keeps saying like she used the little stuff, the animal of like I could be happy face or I could be sad face and you make me happy and you make me sad. So decide what you wanna make me. And he’s saying, girl, I’m making you just like what you are now. So you need to let me know whether this is acceptable to you or not.

Then as they’re leaving, Rob said he feels like he married the both of them. And here’s the thing, Rob, you kind of did. And I wanna know, did Rob have an idea that Sophie and her mother were like this co dependent before they got married. Like this doesn’t feel like this is new. So I wonder how much did Rob knows because you know, Rob love to be a victim.

Patrick and Tais, this is pretty quick and I didn’t really clock it last week, but how come John called that girl a in Portuguese? How is it that drunk as John only knows 4 words in Portuguese and like it’s the cusses. Like John is a mess. Now. Taise is upset with John, but to John’s point, the friend did start it and then Tais is upset with Patrick for defending John. And you know what? I realize Tais and Patrick are similar in the sense that they both let other people do their dirty work.

I would be like, girl, we good, thank you. Right? Like she didn’t stop her friend, just like Patrick didn’t stop John when John was saying, you know, his piece to the grandfathers. So y’all both have a problem with, y’all are letting other people do your dirty work and then you get upset when it blows up. All you have to do is do your own dirty work and a lot of this would be eliminated. That’s just what I feel. BBL. Lauren, it is now the day that Alex’s father, Grandpa, is going back to Israel. And I didn’t realize that he was going back. I thought that he lived in Florida with them or was planning to live with them. But we learn that not only is Grandpa Israeli, he’s Ukrainian to. So this is just literally a man without a country, pretty much, and cousins getting the comments. Am I the only person? And this is just me being like childless, but when that baby had the remote in his mouth, I was so disgusted because I was like, are they actually gonna wipe that down before somebody goes and picks it up? Probably not.

Alex and Grandpa leave to go to the airport. Lauren for some reason is trying to push three strollers after doctor told her she was doing too much before. And then at the airport, we learn that Alex is having pretty much survivors remorse or survivors guilt for just, you know, liviness, you know, middle class Karen lifestyle with Laura is annoying us in Florida and his family is in Israel. Really gone through it, Emily and Kabe. So now this is the ceremony day of the traditional wedding. She hires a black glam squad. That hairstyles, just put all that synthetic hair, just all the synthetic hair on top of her head. But the makeup was really good. Cousins getting the comments to me to make up at the cameromian wedding look better than what she had at her American wedding. But anyway, for some reason, Emily is still telling her mother about this ex girl. The horse is dead. Please stop. And Kobe is there getting ready with his father. And he was putting white socks in some dress shoes like the African that he is. And the father is asking about his friends and Kobe kind of tells him that, you know, the friends are not really feeling Emily. And the father said a good word, which is that God is in control. The sisters go get Emily. And that one who walked up to like get her out of door, she was a real cutie. They were all beautiful. Then we Learned at the object that Kobe is holding is a cow tail. And it used to be, I guess, expensive, but now it’s just symbolic. Y’all wasn’t me, but that MC was doing his big one, honey. He said, I’m on TV. Y’all gonna see my skills. The father, daddy David, is having the time of his life. He said he went on YouTube and he was studying on how to give a blessing. And I loved it. Then course, we end on this cliffhanger because Valerie is in the house and somebody, producers told them to get Valerie on the mic. I think it is fine. Cousins, get in the comments and tell me what y’all think. I don’t think that Valerie is going disrespect at the wedding.