What are you watching? Jack Ryan.
Jack Ryan? What is two first names?
What is that, like
John Boy? John Boy?
He’s a deputy director of the CIA.
When, uh,
when does he fill out all the paperwork?
Obviously, he’s,
like a supervisor. I don’t see him doing any, like,
promotion reports. When does he fill out his travel voucher?
This isn’t realistic.
You wanna make me something right now instead of this?
Honestly, he looks super capable,
but, like,
he would leave the toilet seat up.
I like it. I just feel like I could beat him if we wrestled on a beach.
He’s gone for days on these missions.
When does he ever take his urinalysis test?
He doesn’t ever get drug tested.
Somebody doesn’t ever jump out of, like,
a closet when he’s chasing a bad guy and goes,
hey, sir,
can you just pee in this cup?
So is this something that you want to watch?
Okay. He seems like the good guy, right?
So what’s his weakness? What really brings him down?
He looks like somebody that would use popcorn scented vapes or, like,
cucumber melon moisturizer from Bed,
Bath and beyond. Do they ever say what his last name is?
Is it like, Jack Ryan of all trades