I’m about to play Creamfields in a bit
but I got a bit of time in my hotel
so I thought why not answer some of your questions
this guy asks “would you enjoy a blumpkin”
now I didn’t know what a blumpkin was
but the answer to that will become painfully clear when I answer the question
but whoever invented it would never make a good DJ
because they made a rookie error
and that’s just because you like two tunes
it doesn’t mean they go together
now I like receiving a nosh
and also like the relief you get from emptying your bowels
but those two things do not go together in my view
keep the questions coming