Funky the monkey meditated,
but it was time to go. So he got up.
What came next would be his first real challenge.
Except not really. He fought this dude who has a fire staff,
and he knocked him out in one hit,
unlocking the ability to transform into him.
Then he saw this bell, and he says,
I don’t know what this does,
but I know it makes a loud noise,
so I’m gonna ring it. That got him really excited.
The next guy was his first actual challenge.
The people of this land knew him as the wandering white man,
but the people of New York City knew him as Big Head Thanos.
The white man beat the monkey’s ass a few times,
but monkey too strong. He beat him up,
and then he beat up this wolf guy in one try.
And then he beat up whatever the fuck this dude is in one try.
Okay. Funky was not prepared this time.
He wasn’t holding his controller.
He beat him second try, technically.
And then he rings another bell.
At this point, funky saying,
I need a real challenge. And the game says, okay,
and the monkey proceeds to fight this bitch ass snake dude
for the next hour or so. Funky read on the internet
that other monkeys were struggling with this guy,
but he almost got him on his first try,
or so he thought. And that’s when he realized
this guy has two health bars.
Funky said fuck! And then he beat him up
just like the rest of them.
It was a tough challenge for funky.
But all he knew was that after that,
he wanted to go home and ride wife.
But the monkey didn’t have a wife yet.
You gotta follow to help funky find a wife.